They’re going to be fighting naked at the bottom.
Swimming around
With floaties.
Swim noodles are their weapons.
And rubber ducks as their allies.
Notes of “Laterz” being given.
John and Sebastian standing by the edge of the water thinking “If they don’t stop this nonsense within the next 5 seconds I will shoot both of them.”
(Source: tricksterwithcandy, via queen-of-bakerstreet)
AND REICHENBACH WAS HAPPENING
AND THIS GUY
DOWN IN FRONT
AS HOLMES PULLED MORIARTY OVER THE EDGE AND WATSON WATCHED THEM DIE
LAUGHED
This has undoubtedly been done before or was at least never wanted in the first place.
I’M DEAD.
DO I SMELL WATERMELON.
OH MY GOD
Moriarty likes his watermelon jam
(via geothebio)
| Benny: | Aw man, I'm so embarrassed. |
|---|---|
| Moffatt: | What's wrong, Benny-boy? |
| Benny: | Somebody hacked into my ex's account and posted this reallly stupid video of me dancing to Thriller. Now everyone ever is going crazy over it. |
| Gatiss: | Oh dear. But surely it isn't that bad? Everyone does a silly dance now and then. |
| Benny: | I was still wearing the Sherlock mop. |
| Gatiss: | Oh, your lordship has indeed commited an indiscretion. |
| Moffat: | Not to worry, old boy, I'm sure Mark and I can fix this up. We'll just release a ton of Sherlock footage, and the fans will be too distracted to remember. |
| Benny: | [Eyes light up] You'd do that? |
| Moffat: | Of course! |
| Gatiss: | Leave it to us! |
| Benny: | Thanks, fellas! Well, off to drink eggnog with Martin! |
| Gatiss: | But Martin is in Middle Earth! |
| Benny: | Apparently there's wifi. Cheers! [Leaves] |
| Moffat: | [Looks at Gatiss] So. The scene with the sheet? |
| Gatiss: | My proudest moment. Throw in a naked Irene mocking our boy while naked on his lap, and I'll be happy. |
| Moffat: | You wrote yourself into the show just so that you could step on Cumberlord's sheet, didn't you? What a troll. |
| Gatiss: | I've learned from the best! |
| Together: | TROLOLOLOLOL [geothebio arms] |
(Source: angryfanboysherlock)
i’m not sure about this lion nuzzling but i gave it a shot
kitthegirl: could you do a snuggly drawling, not quite romantic but not quite what best friends do. Bonus points if Sherlock is doing the affectionate lion headbutt nuzzle thing. Douple bonus points if they are wrapped up in a blanket with hot chocolate.
(via fyeahsherlockandjohn)
I bet that when John’s naked in bed and he rolls over his breasts clap.
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